
Bar-ber-a (yes, 3 syllables) and her brother Johnny spend nearly 17 minutes driving through the cemetery where their father is buried. After propping up a wreath from the Halloween store they attack a Puerto Rican landscaper that they have mistaken for a zombie. Sure enough, Bar-ber-a coasts their god-damned Pontiac into a tree, and flees on foot to the house from Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Lando Calrissian roars up in the Millennium Falcon, and starts kicking ass. Bar-ber-a loses her fucking mind, and does a mime impression for 20 minutes while Lando boards up the house. After he's done the Morlocks appear from the underground, and try to act like it's better down there. Can you believe the nerve of those assholes? How many cigarettes will Cooper waste on his quest for hair? Who knows.
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Part 7